Description
Mornings are hard—this sloth understands. If you’d rather stay wrapped in a blanket like a tree-dwelling creature than face the horrors of a 6 AM alarm, this mug is for you. Featuring our Classic Sloth illustration and the brutally honest phrase “Rise and Fuckin’ Shine,” this funny sloth coffee mug perfectly captures the struggle of rolling out of bed and into the real world.
Whether you’re stumbling toward the coffee maker, mentally preparing for yet another Monday, or pretending to listen during your first Zoom meeting of the day, this lazy sloth coffee cup is here to help. It’s the perfect way to start your day with caffeine, sarcasm, and a little bit of rebellion.
This mug makes a funny gift for coffee lovers, non-morning people, and anyone who runs on caffeine and spite. Whether you’re looking for an office gift, a birthday present, or just a way to express your morning mood, this sarcastic coffee cup will do the job. Great for work-from-home warriors, exhausted students, or anyone who believes in “coffee first, everything else second.”
Product Features
☕ Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes to match your caffeine needs
🌟 Glossy white ceramic with a vibrant, fade-resistant design
🔥 Microwave & dishwasher-safe for easy everyday use
👌 Comfortable C-handle for a perfect grip
🚫 Lead and BPA-free so you can sip with confidence
Care Instructions
- Safe for dishwasher or hand wash with warm water and soap
If coffee is your morning survival strategy, you’re not alone. Let this sloth be your caffeine-fueled spirit animal—grab your mug today!
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